Click through to read the entire stuff. Pretty hilarious, but deviant from the usual servings from Cracked. Bound to get the objectivists skin crawling and veins bursting!
I always wonder why Ayn Rand has a fascination towards rape, drawling monologues, and terribly lengthy books. That said, I shouldn't be speaking about rape! If someone reads this post in Uttar Pradesh, the White Elephant will be baying for my blood!