Enid Blyton Turns in Grave

Famous Five is coming back!
From the Times of India

According to published accounts, the villain is a phoney environmentalist running a pirate DVD racket. He has embedded bootleg DVDs with subliminal messages that brainwash children into craving Fudge Fries candy.

God! Phony environmentalist? DVD Pirate? I smell the work of Evil Corporations!