"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination."

The first movie was sort of meh. Watchable. But I sort of nodded off during the intense action towards the end. A little bland to be frank. But, I never expected the sequel to be this bad as Roger Erbert has written.

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