Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

Coke and Pepsi are incarnations of Satan...and everyone associated with them are servants of devil and should be burned in hell...not my opinion but this seems to be opinion of her beloved comrade Achu Mao. The high court has lifted the ban on Coke and Pepsi, the decision may not be good according to many people, but the court always acts on the tightrope of law and it should be like that. The government should have done some serious homework while banning colas and not acting on impulse. According to reports, the Government could have closed all loopholes. This shows that Government is ither plain stupid or non commital to the issue...I believe its a combination of the two... Come on now, except for Pepsi, Coke and Thumsup (the colas per se) every other drink is available. And don't give me the shit about saving coconut farmers of Kerala by switching to Ilaneer (tender coconuts)...those available in market come from exclusive tender coconut farms in Tamil Nadu...and one costs 12 R...

Couple of days back we friends had a small outing and eating...Probably the last one at Balu's Thattukada...Panackal is going away next week and then there will be too few of us left to have a get together...the number is dwindling day by day... I had office that day couldn't go to college to collect the marklists...the others had gone there and had a blast the entire day and the idea was to gather in the evening and give a perfect sent off to Panackal...or so we thought... Anand picked me from home as usual and as we reached Balu's we saw a little scuffle happening...only when we reached near we could see it was our guys and 3-4 others... The other guys where drunk and was threatening and bellowing at our friends and trying to get hands on us. We got into it and learned what happened... Hafeez had parked his scooter and they were sitting on the wall as usual. One of the drunk guys were trying to reverse his car and he came close to toppling the scooter. Hafeez ran up to ca...

Hello (again) Inspite of hectic schedule I have come to address you people for elaborating on some points... 1. He is a lair. (Me: *yaaawn*) 2. He is a born lair (Me: *zzzzz*) 3. He is 500 miles away from me or else.... (Me: *snuggles pillow *) Yours Lovingly Pappu So the training program began. Since our hero had a critical hear condition, the programme was a capsule,crash course... Pappoos: *blushes, smiles, shakes his head* Neo: *slaps Pappoos* Lesson one...stop doing that! Gentlemaanyan (GM from now on): Close your eyes...concentrate...till you see 'the white light and deep brown tranquil depths'... Garfield: We ain't talking about you, dumbo! (That is a novel on its own, we will think about it later :D) Pappoos: My training??? Neo: Ok. First... Garfield: I thought we were done with that. I'll take the repeat lesson! *slaps Pappoos across his face* Neo: I meant second. (GM restrains Pappoos while Neo and Garfield takes cover) Neo: Enough play. Welcome to the real wo...

Pappu is put on hold for a while... Me doing another tag... :P Once again this is one I got from Last.fm Set the music player of your choice to shuffle and ask these questions aloud and press play. So here we go! Will I get far in life? Song: Two Story Down Artist: Bon Jovi Comment: So I get as far as two stories! :P How do my friends see me? Song:Barracuda Artist: Heart Comment: So my friends see me as a mean and dangerous shark! :-(( Where will I get married? Song: Purple Rain Artist: Prince Comment: Its a nice song...So I will get married somewhere there is purple rain...hmmm...In Kerala there used to be Red Rain...so next time it will be purple! What is my best friend's theme song? Song: Being for the benefit for Mr.Kite Artist:The Beatles Comment: :-)) What is the story of my life? Song: Fitter Happier Artist: Radiohead Comment: Yeah baby! What was high school like? Song: Songs of Jeffrey Artist: Jethro Tull Comment: so? How can I get ahead in life? Song: Knife Party Artist: D...

Dear Friends In my last address I warned you! He is hopeless! Will write all non sense about me! There was no crow! (Me: Was it a peacock then?) She looked good... (Me:Who? Peacock?) and...tall! :D (Me: Tall peacock! That would have been a sight!) So friends...I have decided that I will let him live...and let him carry on...for NOW! Excuse me...my darling is on phone! Pappu Pappoos called me in the evening today...he said somewhat similar things...do I smell a threat? :P Pappu sat in the class...motionless...staring at the fan... The fan seemed shouting at him, "Get your head down! Get your head down! I want to hang from the celing not embedded in it!" He sighed...he blushed...he knew...he was in love! Suddenly, Neo appeared. Neo looked at Pappoos... Neo shook Pappu up... Neo: Whats wrong buddy? Pappoos: Nothing! Neo: What is it? Sathyam parayeda! Pappoos: Ente karalil oru vedana. (A pain in my liver!) Neo: You love her don't you? Pappoos: Noooo! Neo: Love is like a fart...

Hello everyone I am Pappu... Whatever this asshole is going to write is not completely true...even if it has a semblance of truth....He will blow it out of proportion... So please leave me and my darling in our 'garden city' retreat... yours lovingly Pappu Pappu would have wanted to write this! So I wrote it for him! :D Now on to our story... The year 2002... Starting of a new era in the life of Pappoos... To call Pappoos tall will be an understatement... To call him looong would be better! So the long Pappoos joined Computer Engineering...His dream of being a 3L33T hacker like Kobra...(hint...hint! refer to my old archives!) Pappoos came to the class with his Nedumangaadu buddies... He sat on the bench...Looked around the class and beyond it...He could see across the horizon with his length... He looked disdainly at the mortals nearby and remarked in his trademark husky (read incomprehensible) accent, "Poor Fellows!" Suddenly, his view of the horizon was blocked by a...

Its been a while since I posted...its been a really long while since I wrote something original...I can see some going for the X button on top! :P Not another rant about writer's block my friends! I cannot officially have it now! A few days from now I have to start making a living out of writing. Ofcourse, there are some issues that needs to be sorted out, but even if things go severely wrong, I may probably be working atleast from next month, at a lower offer perhaps! :P I started writing a story more than a week back. (To be precise 20th August)It still remains in the introduction page. I hope to finish it one day. Its been a big step really. I usually have these grandiose story ideas which die a premature death in my mind itself. This time its there to nag me as a computer file. Disturbed by a lot of things. Most of all, missing my friends. I have had a lot of get togethers lately, but none could really soothe me. How people can become a big part of your life in four years...Hum...