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Most Romantic Proposal Ever!

Dear Friends

If you have'nt read this, this and this, please don't. They are filled with untruth and may harm your good hearts.
Atleast this is said to be the final post in this series (Me: For now! >:) )

Pappu

P.S: I am coming home on 19th. So savour this blog for now...it may not be updated after that...

Time: Lunch Break
Venue: Class

Pappu and his friends are waiting for the dame to come...
Finally she arrives...
Pappu looks at her...she bats her eyelashes...and smiles at him....Neo winks at him and urges him ownwards...the ladies pep him up...
Finally...

Pappu: errr...hmmm...err...
Garfield: Want to go to bathroom?
Pappu: (in his trademark husky voice) Dame...
Dame: *bats her eyelashes...approaches*
Pappu: *legs failing*
Garfield to others: I think he is gonna shit here and now!

Pappu: (in his trademarked husky voice) Dame...
Dame:*still batting her eyelashes* Yes...
Pappu: Dame...
Dame:*now batting of eyelashes is a little slowed down* Yes...

Neo prods Pappu

Pappu: Graphicsinethra mark kitti? (How much did you score for Graphics)

(For the uninitiated...the first graphics series test was a disaster...a very few had passed...and Pappu was one of those assholes and unfortunately our Dame was crying the previous day because she didn't)

Dame:*visibly annoyed* 30...
Pappu:*with a fucked up look* Ok...
Dame walks back with a puffy red face...

Neo falls down on his ass with a bang.

Pappu: Guys! I swear I will tell the next time...Sure!
All of them decided to leave him alone for now...

Venue: The lounge
Time: A short break

The time was ideal, told Neo...Pappu was pumped up...
No one was around...Dame and her friend approaced the stairs...The friend was engaged by Neo...

Dame: *bats her eyelashes*
Pappu: (in his trademarked husky voice) Dame...
Dame: *bats her eyelashes*
Pappu: (in his trademarked husky voice) Dame...
Dame: Yes...
Pappu: Graphicsinethra mark kitti? (How much did you score for Graphics)
Dame:*very annoyed* 30

Dame starts to walk off...Neo starts the bang his head against the wall

Pappu with a new surgence of spirit
Pappu: Dame!
Dame looks back...Pappu smiles a lavish bright smile!

Pappu: Dame, nee linadichitundo? (roughly translates to "Kabhi Line maari kya?"or "Ever had a fling?' or something like that...in short...very crude!)
Dame: *shocked* No!
Neo is stunned and waivering.

Pappu: *visibly happy* Appo nammukku line adikaamo? (roughly translates to "Hum line maarenge?" or "So lets have a fling!" or something like that...very romantic isn't it?)
Dame: *dumbstruck* *simply walks in a daze*

Neo is unconsius.


There ended Pappu's tale of the most romantic proposal ever...
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..
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or so we thought...

Yours truly is in possession of incriminating evidence from Hutch, Bangalore that they are seriously considering stopping the corporate offer of Hutch to Hutch mobile calls free due to the presence of a walking Hutch tower near Leela Palace...

and 19th eh?
Don't forget to bring me a Smirnoff! We will discuss this over some fine Vodka!


Comments

  1. Praveen10/08/2006 12:50:00 AM

    he hee...is this true storyy..reallyy...enthoru mandann...

    i doubt whthr rockus is the real pappuu hereee .....now don beat me up 4 thtt u 'mr.slim'...
    and a complaint tooo- cud hav added some more masala[ u know wt, rite...he heee]

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  2. nryn10/08/2006 11:18:00 AM

    @praveen: Recently heard there is a similar guy in SCT...goes by the name 'Jabri'...Any idea who he is? :-?
    More masala...hmmm...want to get me killed?

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  3. Nibin10/11/2006 10:46:00 PM

    Gud stuff..I had a gud laugh,...hey boss, come with similar fictional stuffs...lets hav a good time after office hors...KEEP ALIVE CS

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  4. Praveen10/15/2006 11:19:00 PM

    yeah...i know jabri...kalippu payyan...enthoru glamourr....every gal wants to be seen with himm...and as of now he's hiding fearing proposals from galss.....paavam payyannn

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  5. Rajeev10/20/2006 10:51:00 PM

    Eda patti ennada ente kaalu virachathu!!! njan ennada next time ennu paranjathu!! njan ividillennu vicharicu enthu thonnyasavum ezhumennoo??? Thadiyan pattiiiiiiiii!!!!!!

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